China’s Champagne Moment

Champagne!

Champagne in his Good Days
Champagne, in good days

Do not be misled; I am not talking about the sparkling white wine, which comes from a region of that name in France. I am talking of the stray dog, also of the same given name, Champagne who shares the space with a score and more of potted plants placed at the entrance of my house. He quietly occupied that spot more than half a dozen years ago, and before we could realise, started staking a claim on it as ‘HIS DOMAIN’. We didn’t mind his presence there because he barked at every moving thing that crossed our entrance, giving us a vague sense of security. Soon doles of leftover food became a routine and Champagne started demanding them as his right. Passers by started treating him with the regard due to someone’s pet; unknowingly, other dogs started paying obeisance. Our occasional unintentional good treatment and cosseting led to further closeness with the cur. Our affinity notwithstanding, Champagne has bitten nearly a dozen unsuspecting humans including my dear wife and yours truly.

In the last few days––since the lockdown due to Covid-19 pandemic came into effect, to be precise, there has been practically no human footfall in the Amity University campus where we live; stray dogs and birds have been ruling the roost, almost. While strictly observing social distancing norms I have been taking occasional walks. A few days ago, Champagne started accompanying me on these walks.

Champagne expanding territory…

The other day I found something strange in Champagne’s behaviour––he was stopping every now and then, smelling something and peeing on objects. It wasn’t once or twice––he did it more than ten times in the span of an hour. I thought it was unusual. I wondered and pitied, “Was he suffering from some ailment of the urinary system? Do dogs suffer from prostate?” Concern for the poor dog led me to Google the issue and also consult my ‘genuine’ canine lover friends. I discovered that the act of peeing was a dog’s way of marking its territory. Over a few days in the past, he had been trying to expand his geographical area of influence.

You got it right. It’s time China appeared in this discourse…

Champagne was behaving exactly like China––flexing muscles and grabbing territory altering geography. It’ll be easy to recall China messing affairs in Tibet, Taiwan, Hong Kong, the Philippines, Japan, the sea to its south (some people inaccurately call that region, South China Sea), Sri Lanka, the Maldives, Nepal, Doklam and Ladakh––the list is very long. Not to talk of the US, whole of Europe and many other countries all over the world whose economies have been dealt a near death blow by Covid-19 pandemic––allegedly triggered by China.

And by doing so, Champagne, like China, was getting on the wrong side of many who were affected by his belligerence.

Then…

Then, yesterday something happened which made me wonder about China’s immediate future.

Champagne Cornered
Champagne cornered, pays for belligerence…

All the dogs of the area––the strong and docile dogs who had been sitting quiet all the while; the weak dogs who were whimpering but had felt helpless; the couldn’t-care-less dogs; the happy-go-lucky dogs… all the dogs, all the dogs without exception––got together and attacked Champagne. In their offensive action they were fierce like wolves; even the weak and meek ones. They barked in chorus and vied for their turns to bite Champagne. Some, who could, went for his jugular; they wanted to shred him to pieces, smithereens. My effort to save him from the wrath of the angry pack was just about sufficient to save his life.

Champagn'e Jugular
Jugular… almost gone!

Now…

Champagne is licking his wounds (except the ones around his jugular). His body language suggests that he is ruminating, “What went wrong?”

Everything about the recent happenings suggests that China’s Champagne Moment is near, very near.

Will a crystal gazer bury the doubts about ‘when’!?

21 thoughts on “China’s Champagne Moment

  1. Good metaphor. Will the Champagne moment for China come? Only time will tell. But I guess it is too far fetched. If US elections bury Trump, who will do the belligerent barking?

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  2. China over the years has become very strong economically, militarily, politically (with its UN Veto power, also controls ruling governments of many dependent poor countries big and small, some of which are deep in debt) and geopolitically by spreading it tentacles in its immediate and not so immediate neighbourhood. Unlike your Champagne it is becoming unchallenged with US and other economical giants being forced to become second/third fiddles. With 6 plus percent of GDP going for its defence, militarily too it will match US in years to come. Only way out is for an alliance like NATO to be formed by US with India Japan S Korea Australia etc.

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  3. Ashok….I marvel at your writing skills…..on reading the title, I was wondering what has champagne got to do with China….and now after reading your piece….I understand….China will have to face its ‘Champagne’ moment….more sonnet that later.
    Geopolitical constraints prevent other nations like Australia…Japan…to take the initiative….but soon…it will happen….it has to happen. What a wonderful analogy…..keep them coming…and stay safe.

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    1. Well narrated and an out of the box comparison !
      Financial blow seems to be the best option to weaken China.
      Let us hope that the recent campaigns of boycotting the Chinese products gain momentum and turn into reality.🙏🏻

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  4. Very well written piece, Ashok.
    Like all bullies China will back off as soon as confronted by some bullied ‘victim’ countries.

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